简单的做个更新，但别期望我会写下一篇让你感到很讶异的文章，因为我并没有打算这么做。

自拍，只要相机在手，是谁都会做的。至于我呢，叫我手拿着相机然后自己对着镜头自拍的话，我打死都不会这样做，我宁可把相机架在三角架或某个固定的位置，然后再对着相机。

与其说自拍，不如说是人像拍摄吧……

今早我突发奇想，想为自己拍一张人像。万事俱备，只欠东风。已经想好了构图，只差地点而已。目前就是找不到一个好的地点。往后，这照片将上传到Facebook做头像。

 

以上的图片是被经过处理，原图是 Hitman-wallpaper 和 MrYee 。

 

呵呵。自恋和“自拍”的最高境界，应该是“移花接木”吧，哈哈哈。

石像的报复

 

坦克龟

 

你推，我挡！

 

蛋头

***注意***看清楚***什么改变了***

今天浏览Youtube，竟然……

看来，这件事情越闹越大了……

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找了一张在2月24日拍的。

裸女的雕像

雕像上的灰尘清楚可见。

 

这张照片，会觉得怪怪的吗？我的意思是物体（主题）的布局。

布局，在摄影反方面是非常重要的。突出主题的同时，要排除不必要的空位。错误的布局，会让整张图画很“K”型。

在这方面，我还有很大的进步空间。

 

再来一张，Photoshop的。同样的一张，不一样的感觉。

古时候的西方女人？或是神话中的清纯裸女？

想当天，您毛遂自荐，推选自己为幽大寺的主持方丈，可后来被自称矮冬瓜的狗屁矮仔，以毒辣的手段，默默地将主持方丈的位子夺来。当时原本高高在上的您，被矮冬瓜狠狠地一射，瞬时间跌入谷底。

隔了多月，您身为和尚，却破了色戒，与晶晶将军私通。这消息让认识您的大家都大吃一惊，更在江湖上闹得叱咤风云。由于此事，您选择了还俗，还弃佛入道，给自己安上一个法号，作龙人道长。

龙人道长锄强扶弱，深得人心。江湖四海，没一个地方是没留下他的姓名。

然而，一年之后，您遭人毒手。没关系，我们这般兄弟将为您报仇，用凶手的鲜血祭拜您老人家！

龙人道长，您就放心的往西方极乐世界去吧！

诸位兄弟们，拿起你的酒杯，给龙人道长敬上一杯！

龙人道长，我们敬您一杯！你安息吧！

确实，这龙人道长，已不在人世了。然而，你仍然存在在大家的心目中。

※以上文章纯属虚构，请勿当真。

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好啦，玩笑也开够了。是的，接之前的那篇文章《四月头的压轴》，还记得那神秘人物吗？

没错，就是他（龙人道长）了。

终于，获得他本人的允许，这才将他被PS成光头佬的照片放上。

点此观看原图。

有没有大吃一惊呢？还是在抱着肚子在地上打滚呢？

跟原图比较，是不是觉得我很厉害呢？哈哈，我好像在自夸呢（欠揍）。哎呀，这PS的技术，对我来说还算很好了，不过对专业的人士来说，只不过是小事一桩，用牛刀砍鸡而已。

Mr WWH，你牺牲了自己，允许我将你的无发照公诸于世（其实早就被公诸于世了，只不过现在已被人删去了），在此先跟您道谢。

你的牺牲，非言语说明的了。

 

别理什么破绽不破绽的。当你第一眼看到他的光头照，你，有什么想法呢？

成了 Photoshop 使用者16个月有多，竟然不知道 Photoshop 还有这样的功能。






把图片弄模糊弄这样的多（经常用Surface Blur），偏偏就是忽略夹在中间的Lens Blur。

好的，今天就简单做了一个测试。
















是不是，很有趣呢？

至：龙的传人 aka Shen Joe 所谓的 Fucker

看了你的 blog ， 你得庆幸你还有半条命回到你的家。不过，拜托，别让这成为你睡眠中的恶魔。这会令你非常的难受，甚至会要了你仅剩的半条命中的半条命。

我不希望看到，明天的你的眼珠会突出眼眶半厘米。

所以，今晚，为了你能好过一点，摆脱次痛苦，特地为你实现你最后的一个愿望。若我再不做的话，我可能会后悔一辈子。

我，可能会痛恨我自己。

让我带你去实现梦想的小镇吧……


我想，到目前为止，你只能做的是……

活在自己的世界中。
活在自己的幻想世界。
度过只有自己的空间。

我帮你实现的愿望，也许是不可能发生的。

但是，我已经尽了我的能力，尽了我一切的资源，甚至倾家荡产，所剩无几。
看，我的牺牲有多大。


不过，图画中的你，笑得很灿烂。

这一点，我非常喜欢。

好啦，就这样子啦。


祝君安详



独行侠 敬上

今天也干脆休息吧！

嗯，以前说要在部落格写类似有链接性的故事，现在终于办到了，而且，还办着。自认为，故事缺了些吸引力。用词方面，心知肚明。看来还是得读多点华文书籍，自我增值。

UTAR之战，还有很多要写的。

花了整个下午的时间，弄了张图。呵呵，这张啊，可让我想起了我班（TD2）的一些趣事。这故事的发生原由，恐怕就只有我们这一班知道而已。

我的技术，还没到一流的阶段。能做到这样，算很勉强得了，嘻嘻。
（暗爽）

ho~ho~ho~
Merry Christmas!

Crazy Us are coming ~~ to town~~

（这一篇，写得很差……）


今天，我们TD2好像颠不起来了。说好了全班带圣诞帽，哪知，一个两个都不怎么合作耶！算啦，大家好像没有那个Mood咧。

既然我们几个都带着圣诞帽，拍照定是少不了！留下纪念，往后开来看时，脸上能露出些笑容（应该是傻笑吧），回忆起当时……

……我们疯癫的日子





回家，我跟俊皓又来颠了——带着帽子上巴士。哇塞，迎来众人的“偷笑声”，汗。我们还以这样的状态，从Amcorp Mall走到Taman Jaya LRT。哈哈，我们啊，真的是“行”啊！











呵呵！

再次，

是不是很意外咧？我并不是在炫耀。其实，这对那些Expert的人来说，只是雕虫小技。我啊，差不多要花上半个小时将两张照片合起来。当中做了些修改、点缀，还有调它的亮度。这样才能够减少其破绽。

看起来就好像两本书稳稳的放在桌上。

哈哈，是不是很“假”呢？

我在想，这个Post，应该用英文，还是华文？

这两天（昨天和今天），有很多的东西想写，但我偏偏又不想在一天内写两三篇（感觉怪怪的）。若说把文章延后，感觉也是怪怪的。

嗯，我决定了。

I use to write this post

(Walao, I tooked 3 hours to finish this post)

***********************************
CAUTION

● This is really a long post.
● It would take you 28 minutes to read it.
● If you have patience on reading it, do continue.
● If you think that it is too long, please read it as well.
● Some pictures can tell you everything.
● Some parts are sensitive. If you don't like it, please don't read.
● Some pictures may irritate you eyes (or maybe skins)


It's regarding the event that occurred on yesterday.


I was wondering. What is Public Speaking about?

We, as science students, are compulsory to take this subject. I thought it is only for art student. Actually, I didn't pay much attention on the lecture (mostly fallen asleep). I have no idea what is going to be tested in the mid-term test. However, mid-term test is over and I got back my result! Quite satisfy, xD. Well, when comes to final exam, it will be killing me.

So, what was happened yesterday?

Yes! The presentation of my Public Speaking - a Talk Show!

2 groups were presenting. Mine was the second. You know, for whole foundation in Science, only our class(TD2) has only ONE girl. THIS IS NOT KIDDING. And I bet there will be NONE of the groups (for whole foundation in science) will present topics on women.

Guess what the topic for the first group is ...







Yes! I am serious. They are serious as well. Some of us kept laughing and "Woo hoo" when the show was on. They looked so serious and pro, especially Professor Bra/Mr. Bra (Chee How) who majors in History of Bra. Other guests are Mr. Les (Chun Hou), the top bra designer and Mr. Gay (Kei Chung), who was once a model and now becoming the manager of Audrey, a bra manufacturer.

The host for the show was Mr Andy Lau (Qing Ann). The climate of the show was when Mr Andy being asked to demonstrate on how to measure bra size.

Here they are!



**If you want to now how to measure it, please leave your name. I will tell you, xD.


After the talkshow, our class started going crazy. THEY WERE PLAYING WITH THE PURPLE BRA! Three guys became the models of the purple bra and here are the shots!




So sad, the only girl in our class (I-Jing) was absent yesterday. She missed the scene that she hadn't seen before in her life!

***********************

Here comes our group. Our group was quite interesting as well. The good thing of our group is, we have sound effects! Wanna see the front cover of our talkshow? Here it is!

Funny right? Kesavan couldn't stop laughing when he first seeing the slide.

So, later was the line up of guests!

Unfortunately, no one captured the scenes. Sorry, no pictures about it. Well, I can try to describe the situation. You all, just visualise it.

First guest, James Neoh by Neoh Shee Ming (sound track - James Bond theme). He was in black suit and a black glasses. When the music came to "Jame Bond takes a shot", he made a 180° anti-clokwise turning and pose like taking a gun shot.

2nd guest, Professor Ho by Ho Jiacong (sound track - starting of The Final Countdown). The class respond "Cheh~~". Haha, the class thought he would make some stupid act or other. It's a very normal line up. A short description on him: A professor from Cambridge University, majors in SEXOLOGY, discover a theory and equation on "Women = Problems".

3rd guest, Michael Vincent by Vincent Hee (sound track - Beat it by M.Jackson). At first, he shouted, "Ow!" and later made a moon walk. And then, he did the famous act of M.Jackson. I think all of you know it, right?

Last guest, Mister Yee by me (sound track - 赌神, God of Gamble, which is the music when 赌神 is turning up). I took a book along with me and I flipped the book like 赌神 flipping the decks of poker cards. Then, I showed my book to the class, like showing . A short description about me: World's famous writer on gender.

Last but not least, the host of our talkshow "Pillow Talk with Elton Gay", ELTON GAY (Ching Jian)! Seriously, he looked so gay. Throughout the talkshow, he really acted like a gay (touching legs, shoulders...). As you all know, Elton John is a gay, LOL.

So, what's our title?
One word:





Well, our talkshow was about

1. How to tackle a girl
2. Women's thoughts
3. Women's common attitudes
4. Woman's expectation on her husband.

So, let you see a video. It is so TRUE about men and women. And it is also mentioned clearly in a book I read, "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus".



Hm, and let you see my important item for my talkshow.

So, can you differentiate which one is the real one??

Well, both are real! Just that the right one is the original one. For the left one, I covered the front cover with my scanned, photoshoped and printed piece of the original cover.

Looks like a real book right? Haha.



***This is my latest book! "Men are from Heaven, Women are from Hell". Please support my book! It could be seen in every bookstore! And, it costs only RM40!***



I think, if this book is really published to the world, I will instantly become women's enemy.

Lastly, thanks to our tutor, Miss Sharon for having patience to watch such "interesting" talkshow. You know, what did she comment on our talkshow?

• Quite an "interesting" line up of guests
• Sounds quite desperate :)
• Most of the points about women's nature are quite true
• Typical "guys talk"

So, I think I have come to the end of the post. Let's show you some "cool" pictures. (Sigh) Everyone was rushing home, left only 8 of us for photographing section.

Well, yesterday was the only day we wore in formal, any single memorable scene shouldn't be missed!












Below is the shot I like the most! Elton Gay! Nonono, should be Ching Jian, he looks really gay in this shot. Chee How looks like 黑社会老大, and the guy beside is Wei Hao, acts like 黑社会老二. Mr Yee is holding a tissue-made white rose. Neoh, James Neoh(beside Mr Yee). Lastly, the TD2 Celakas (three beside Ching Jian. Left to right: Qing Ann, Ching Jian, Chun Hou, Kei Chung).









SO...who else is presenting topics on women?

【以下纯粹是个人的观点】

我开始在想，“朋友”这一词，究竟意味着什么？
“朋友”真正的意思，到底是什么？

朋友，有分好几种：

学校认识的朋友
[小学，中学，大学认识的]

青梅竹马的朋友
[从小玩到大的]

一见如故的朋友
[平时没什么接触，突然一下子很要好的]

萍水相逢的朋友
[说过几句话的朋友，之后便是完全没有见面]

一面之缘的朋友
[看过他/她的脸，认识他们，但不曾接触的]

彼此交心的朋友
[很放心的告诉对方心事]

称兄道弟的朋友
[有事当你是宝，没事当你是草]

嘻嘻哈哈的朋友
[有事就当你是盾牌，没事就当你是王牌]

患难共处的朋友
[彼此有难，相互帮助，或言：患难之交]

朋友这个东西，真的很复杂。
现在跟他是朋友，23年后彼此还会是朋友吗？
也许，对方完全忘记了你的存在。

有些朋友，为己私欲，暗算、嫁祸、欺骗朋友。
说什么好朋友、好兄弟、好姐妹，全都是假的。

戏都有的做给你看。
你风光的时候，朋友们都像贴身药膏都贴在你身上。
你堕落的时候，朋友们就像看到过街的蟑螂，死命踩。
甚至是装作不认识你。

你有钱就跟你say HI。
你没钱就跟你say BYE。

现实就是如此的残酷。

多多少少，都是受我父亲影响。
正因为我父亲曾经被他的朋友欺骗，所以他防人防的很厉害。
“戴眼识人”这四个字的存在，也不是没有理由的。

一个真正的朋友，是不容易找的。
这句话是我爷爷告诉我父亲的，再传入我的双耳。

矛盾的一点：男女朋友可以说是朋友吗？我想，应该不是吧。

爱的反面，是恨。
朋友的反面，就是敌人。

“朋友做不成，相见是敌人”


一个不是我们有所求的朋友，才是真正的朋友，交友不是为了向对方索取什么。