这一篇，早在上个星期六写下的。当时人在金宝（还抱着病），回想起朋友之间的谈话，由感而发，便写了这关于我内心的故事……

通常，我写内心的故事，全文都是纯灰白色的……

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车，是一个很有象征性的物体。
而我，就在这里用车代表一样东西（我与朋友间的通用名词）。

每个人，都会想拥有一部车子，或是倒转来说，每个人也想被人载。不过，双方都得配合，才算完美：一个愿驾车，一个愿上车。想到这里，车，这个学问实在是太大了，用一天一夜慢慢写或许是写不完的。正如宇宙一直在变化、扩展中，而我们这个世界也在改变、发展中。

简略的说，每个人驾的车子，驾车的方法，甚至是驾的路线，都是不一样的。

朋友们，坦白说，我最近想载一个人。不，是要载一个人。哈哈，可笑的是，我第一次驾车咧（凡事都有第一次嘛），开始走上这条道路，还有点生疏。最重要的一点是，还是信心。老实说，我好像没有什么信心走这条路耶，毕竟，前方会是如何，自己是不清楚的。

我有一种直觉，那个人曾经被人载。到了半途，好像下车了。可能是双方达不成协议，或是车子行的太快了，经不住，要下车了。又或许是车子抛锚了，或是没汽油了。也有可能，双方还是在车子里面，继续向前。虽说是直觉，但还不是很肯定。

那人，好象有暗示。是”载我啦！“吗？还是…… 不过，这个人，满多人想载的。我还想准备驾车到那人家去呢！可惜找不到路，应该是说，不会路吧。多数想载那人的人，都走同样的路。个人认为（或想象），会造成交通阻塞。而我，偏用不同的道路（有点类似绕大圈，避过塞车或收费站。但个人还是会怕绕错路，弄巧反拙）。时间较长一点，但总比陪他们塞车好。

这可让我想起多部以青春或校园为主题的动漫：女主角是个美人儿，有很多的追求者，也有很多人向她告白。她呢，全都拒绝，却又偏偏喜欢上经常得罪她，或拿她开玩笑，或经常讽刺、挖苦她的男主角。

这也让我感慨，车子的外观并不重要（次要），最重要的还是车子的性能。
（例子：虽然Kancil很小，很差，但装上Turbo就另外一回事咯！）

我的车子，正开始缓缓的向前方行驶……

这一篇，是在圣诞节后一天的早晨（26.12.2008）写的。




圣诞的夜晚，估计大部分的朋友都享用着一年只有一次的圣诞晚宴。那一天，我并非孤单一人。有我的家人，陪我一起度过平凡得不能再平凡的圣诞节。

我不是信耶稣，但同样能庆祝圣诞。

看来，圣诞节已不再只有基督教庆祝了。这节日，是普天同庆的。

当晚，我依然坐在荧幕面前，十只手指，狂按键盘上的按键。键盘似乎被我按得毫无知觉了，一点声音也不出。眼里，充满着普通的你们都看不懂的C++语言（C++ Language）。printf, scanf, if, else if, switch, #include, mian, int, float…… 本人，就是在做着这年尾得要交的Assignment - Coding。这2009年，真难迎接啊。

年终，身边的朋友（大学朋友除外），都快快乐乐的度过这着他们的假期，去旅行、呆在家、跟朋友闲逛…… 而我，还得如往常一样，上课。最重要的苦（大考），都还没到呢。明年开始，甘甜先放在前头；农历新年之后，苦涩就够我尝咯！

同时，在MSN上收到朋友们的圣诞祝福。简单的一句“Merry Christmas”，哈哈。通过文字，好像没什么诚意耶，不过，你们的心意，我是体会得到。谢谢你们！嗯，口述的话，心意比起文字，会比较重。一句“圣诞快乐”，人家听了，心里可能会感觉怪怪的。对，就是很怪（个人觉得），但是，气氛很可能显得不一样……

短短的7分钟通话，最失策的一次。气氛很冷淡，没有高潮，一个字 —— 闷。没有关系，下一年，不容许发生了。我，活下来的目的，就是博君一笑。

这，可是我人生的头一次……





虽然有点早，但我还是要写：

Happy New Year ！！！

ho~ho~ho~
Merry Christmas!

Crazy Us are coming ~~ to town~~

（这一篇，写得很差……）


今天，我们TD2好像颠不起来了。说好了全班带圣诞帽，哪知，一个两个都不怎么合作耶！算啦，大家好像没有那个Mood咧。

既然我们几个都带着圣诞帽，拍照定是少不了！留下纪念，往后开来看时，脸上能露出些笑容（应该是傻笑吧），回忆起当时……

……我们疯癫的日子





回家，我跟俊皓又来颠了——带着帽子上巴士。哇塞，迎来众人的“偷笑声”，汗。我们还以这样的状态，从Amcorp Mall走到Taman Jaya LRT。哈哈，我们啊，真的是“行”啊！











呵呵！

再次，

啊，终于来到这一天啦！
在网上收集了不少的PC Fair拍下的“辣妹”照片，就在这里，让大家开开眼界吧！
说真的，这一次的，真的是够劲！
































重头戏来啦！这两个人乃2008 PC Fair III 人气最高的Show Girls哦！没骗你，她们两人，还蛮漂亮的！注意哦，是漂亮，不是性感，也不是火辣！多的了她们，TOSHIBA的生意才会这么好。

在这之前，先给你们看看这个东西。我想啊，红色那架是买的最好的吧……





为什么红色的会卖的那么好？现在就告诉你！ >>>>>>






















更多图片http://www.flickr.com/photos/24649733@N07

是不是很意外咧？我并不是在炫耀。其实，这对那些Expert的人来说，只是雕虫小技。我啊，差不多要花上半个小时将两张照片合起来。当中做了些修改、点缀，还有调它的亮度。这样才能够减少其破绽。

看起来就好像两本书稳稳的放在桌上。

哈哈，是不是很“假”呢？

看来今天更新的真快。废话就不多说啦，直接进入主题。

今天，12月12日，还是上课的日子。我，上了一堂课之后，就翘了之后4小时的课，厉害咧。想不到我们的办事效率还真高，我们根本没有考虑 “接下来该不该翘课呢？”这个问题。很干脆的，就去PC Fair了。

没有啦，其实这也是事先计划好的。

生来第三次去PC Fair，这一次的，是我去过以来最劲爆的一次。
第一，这一次是跟朋友去的。
其二，我们跟靓女讨价还价。
其三，今天真的是大饱眼福，养颜，又养眼。要不然哪，我的肚子怎会支持到下午三点多呢？

再加上今早喝的白咖啡，一整天亢奋，很多话讲。

说到大饱眼福，该从何说起呢？还记得 Kapersky 这防毒软件吗？8月的PC Fair推销的好狠呢，更何况还是新上市的防毒软件。来到了这12月的，有一个新的防毒软件出场 —— Kingsoft。哇，真的没话讲，该公司似乎拼了老命，请来了无数靓女。干什么呢？当然是推销啦！不过，他们竟然来一个制服诱惑 —— 粉色护士装。

此外，不知是哪一个Booth了，他们的Show Girls更是让我的双眼不知该望哪儿好。穿着真够清凉（难道她们不怕着凉吗？）。看上去就好像只有一件宽约35cm的蓝色布条紧紧包着她们的胸部，隐隐约约看见是真男人看了都会开始腿软（或不好意思，或脸颊泛红，或欲火焚身）的人肉沟渠。当然，有料的人才能做到这等层次。外加短到不能再短的火辣迷你白色牛仔短裤。雪白、秀丽及细长的美腿（某些啦），令在场的男人开始经不住诱惑。迷人的笑容，闪亮亮（和长睫毛）的双眼更成了她们的杀手锏。这，不能用性感来形容她们；火辣，最适合不过啦！




试问，电脑、科技这些东西，都是谁用的？占大部分的都是男人！每一家公司，目标都是男顾客，找辣妹作推销自然是上上之策。间接性的，该公司好像是在卖美女，而不是卖产品。

还没说完！也有一档是来个女警制服。马马虎虎啦，黑裙也穿得够短。还有那白色的丝袜，嗯，还不错啦。

还有更惊叹的！Dell 也放了几位辣妹。她们的工作，不是推销，反而是到处逛。这里走，那里行，只是给人家拍照。说真的，Dell这样做的目的，到底是什么呢？

上面一层呢，有些ShowGirls扮得好像选美小姐。想知道如何的“选美小姐”，亲自去看看吧！

很遗憾，没有什么照片。我，不怎么敢献丑。若说手持着专业型的傻瓜相机，我倒会大胆要求各路美女摆个Pose让我拍拍靓照^^。

今天，确实是 “满载而归”。全都是纸。这次，换不算是最多的。

就让你看看成果……










要看看辣妹、靓女、美女的照片，就多等几天吧。某个部落格的摄影师到目前为止还没上在任何关系到这一次PC Fair 的照片。所以，请耐心等等吧。

我在想，这个Post，应该用英文，还是华文？

这两天（昨天和今天），有很多的东西想写，但我偏偏又不想在一天内写两三篇（感觉怪怪的）。若说把文章延后，感觉也是怪怪的。

嗯，我决定了。

I use to write this post

(Walao, I tooked 3 hours to finish this post)

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CAUTION

● This is really a long post.
● It would take you 28 minutes to read it.
● If you have patience on reading it, do continue.
● If you think that it is too long, please read it as well.
● Some pictures can tell you everything.
● Some parts are sensitive. If you don't like it, please don't read.
● Some pictures may irritate you eyes (or maybe skins)


It's regarding the event that occurred on yesterday.


I was wondering. What is Public Speaking about?

We, as science students, are compulsory to take this subject. I thought it is only for art student. Actually, I didn't pay much attention on the lecture (mostly fallen asleep). I have no idea what is going to be tested in the mid-term test. However, mid-term test is over and I got back my result! Quite satisfy, xD. Well, when comes to final exam, it will be killing me.

So, what was happened yesterday?

Yes! The presentation of my Public Speaking - a Talk Show!

2 groups were presenting. Mine was the second. You know, for whole foundation in Science, only our class(TD2) has only ONE girl. THIS IS NOT KIDDING. And I bet there will be NONE of the groups (for whole foundation in science) will present topics on women.

Guess what the topic for the first group is ...







Yes! I am serious. They are serious as well. Some of us kept laughing and "Woo hoo" when the show was on. They looked so serious and pro, especially Professor Bra/Mr. Bra (Chee How) who majors in History of Bra. Other guests are Mr. Les (Chun Hou), the top bra designer and Mr. Gay (Kei Chung), who was once a model and now becoming the manager of Audrey, a bra manufacturer.

The host for the show was Mr Andy Lau (Qing Ann). The climate of the show was when Mr Andy being asked to demonstrate on how to measure bra size.

Here they are!



**If you want to now how to measure it, please leave your name. I will tell you, xD.


After the talkshow, our class started going crazy. THEY WERE PLAYING WITH THE PURPLE BRA! Three guys became the models of the purple bra and here are the shots!




So sad, the only girl in our class (I-Jing) was absent yesterday. She missed the scene that she hadn't seen before in her life!

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Here comes our group. Our group was quite interesting as well. The good thing of our group is, we have sound effects! Wanna see the front cover of our talkshow? Here it is!

Funny right? Kesavan couldn't stop laughing when he first seeing the slide.

So, later was the line up of guests!

Unfortunately, no one captured the scenes. Sorry, no pictures about it. Well, I can try to describe the situation. You all, just visualise it.

First guest, James Neoh by Neoh Shee Ming (sound track - James Bond theme). He was in black suit and a black glasses. When the music came to "Jame Bond takes a shot", he made a 180° anti-clokwise turning and pose like taking a gun shot.

2nd guest, Professor Ho by Ho Jiacong (sound track - starting of The Final Countdown). The class respond "Cheh~~". Haha, the class thought he would make some stupid act or other. It's a very normal line up. A short description on him: A professor from Cambridge University, majors in SEXOLOGY, discover a theory and equation on "Women = Problems".

3rd guest, Michael Vincent by Vincent Hee (sound track - Beat it by M.Jackson). At first, he shouted, "Ow!" and later made a moon walk. And then, he did the famous act of M.Jackson. I think all of you know it, right?

Last guest, Mister Yee by me (sound track - 赌神, God of Gamble, which is the music when 赌神 is turning up). I took a book along with me and I flipped the book like 赌神 flipping the decks of poker cards. Then, I showed my book to the class, like showing . A short description about me: World's famous writer on gender.

Last but not least, the host of our talkshow "Pillow Talk with Elton Gay", ELTON GAY (Ching Jian)! Seriously, he looked so gay. Throughout the talkshow, he really acted like a gay (touching legs, shoulders...). As you all know, Elton John is a gay, LOL.

So, what's our title?
One word:





Well, our talkshow was about

1. How to tackle a girl
2. Women's thoughts
3. Women's common attitudes
4. Woman's expectation on her husband.

So, let you see a video. It is so TRUE about men and women. And it is also mentioned clearly in a book I read, "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus".



Hm, and let you see my important item for my talkshow.

So, can you differentiate which one is the real one??

Well, both are real! Just that the right one is the original one. For the left one, I covered the front cover with my scanned, photoshoped and printed piece of the original cover.

Looks like a real book right? Haha.



***This is my latest book! "Men are from Heaven, Women are from Hell". Please support my book! It could be seen in every bookstore! And, it costs only RM40!***



I think, if this book is really published to the world, I will instantly become women's enemy.

Lastly, thanks to our tutor, Miss Sharon for having patience to watch such "interesting" talkshow. You know, what did she comment on our talkshow?

• Quite an "interesting" line up of guests
• Sounds quite desperate :)
• Most of the points about women's nature are quite true
• Typical "guys talk"

So, I think I have come to the end of the post. Let's show you some "cool" pictures. (Sigh) Everyone was rushing home, left only 8 of us for photographing section.

Well, yesterday was the only day we wore in formal, any single memorable scene shouldn't be missed!












Below is the shot I like the most! Elton Gay! Nonono, should be Ching Jian, he looks really gay in this shot. Chee How looks like 黑社会老大, and the guy beside is Wei Hao, acts like 黑社会老二. Mr Yee is holding a tissue-made white rose. Neoh, James Neoh(beside Mr Yee). Lastly, the TD2 Celakas (three beside Ching Jian. Left to right: Qing Ann, Ching Jian, Chun Hou, Kei Chung).









SO...who else is presenting topics on women?