我在想，这个Post，应该用英文，还是华文？

这两天（昨天和今天），有很多的东西想写，但我偏偏又不想在一天内写两三篇（感觉怪怪的）。若说把文章延后，感觉也是怪怪的。

嗯，我决定了。

I use to write this post

(Walao, I tooked 3 hours to finish this post)

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CAUTION

● This is really a long post.
● It would take you 28 minutes to read it.
● If you have patience on reading it, do continue.
● If you think that it is too long, please read it as well.
● Some pictures can tell you everything.
● Some parts are sensitive. If you don't like it, please don't read.
● Some pictures may irritate you eyes (or maybe skins)


It's regarding the event that occurred on yesterday.


I was wondering. What is Public Speaking about?

We, as science students, are compulsory to take this subject. I thought it is only for art student. Actually, I didn't pay much attention on the lecture (mostly fallen asleep). I have no idea what is going to be tested in the mid-term test. However, mid-term test is over and I got back my result! Quite satisfy, xD. Well, when comes to final exam, it will be killing me.

So, what was happened yesterday?

Yes! The presentation of my Public Speaking - a Talk Show!

2 groups were presenting. Mine was the second. You know, for whole foundation in Science, only our class(TD2) has only ONE girl. THIS IS NOT KIDDING. And I bet there will be NONE of the groups (for whole foundation in science) will present topics on women.

Guess what the topic for the first group is ...







Yes! I am serious. They are serious as well. Some of us kept laughing and "Woo hoo" when the show was on. They looked so serious and pro, especially Professor Bra/Mr. Bra (Chee How) who majors in History of Bra. Other guests are Mr. Les (Chun Hou), the top bra designer and Mr. Gay (Kei Chung), who was once a model and now becoming the manager of Audrey, a bra manufacturer.

The host for the show was Mr Andy Lau (Qing Ann). The climate of the show was when Mr Andy being asked to demonstrate on how to measure bra size.

Here they are!



**If you want to now how to measure it, please leave your name. I will tell you, xD.


After the talkshow, our class started going crazy. THEY WERE PLAYING WITH THE PURPLE BRA! Three guys became the models of the purple bra and here are the shots!




So sad, the only girl in our class (I-Jing) was absent yesterday. She missed the scene that she hadn't seen before in her life!

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Here comes our group. Our group was quite interesting as well. The good thing of our group is, we have sound effects! Wanna see the front cover of our talkshow? Here it is!

Funny right? Kesavan couldn't stop laughing when he first seeing the slide.

So, later was the line up of guests!

Unfortunately, no one captured the scenes. Sorry, no pictures about it. Well, I can try to describe the situation. You all, just visualise it.

First guest, James Neoh by Neoh Shee Ming (sound track - James Bond theme). He was in black suit and a black glasses. When the music came to "Jame Bond takes a shot", he made a 180° anti-clokwise turning and pose like taking a gun shot.

2nd guest, Professor Ho by Ho Jiacong (sound track - starting of The Final Countdown). The class respond "Cheh~~". Haha, the class thought he would make some stupid act or other. It's a very normal line up. A short description on him: A professor from Cambridge University, majors in SEXOLOGY, discover a theory and equation on "Women = Problems".

3rd guest, Michael Vincent by Vincent Hee (sound track - Beat it by M.Jackson). At first, he shouted, "Ow!" and later made a moon walk. And then, he did the famous act of M.Jackson. I think all of you know it, right?

Last guest, Mister Yee by me (sound track - 赌神, God of Gamble, which is the music when 赌神 is turning up). I took a book along with me and I flipped the book like 赌神 flipping the decks of poker cards. Then, I showed my book to the class, like showing . A short description about me: World's famous writer on gender.

Last but not least, the host of our talkshow "Pillow Talk with Elton Gay", ELTON GAY (Ching Jian)! Seriously, he looked so gay. Throughout the talkshow, he really acted like a gay (touching legs, shoulders...). As you all know, Elton John is a gay, LOL.

So, what's our title?
One word:





Well, our talkshow was about

1. How to tackle a girl
2. Women's thoughts
3. Women's common attitudes
4. Woman's expectation on her husband.

So, let you see a video. It is so TRUE about men and women. And it is also mentioned clearly in a book I read, "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus".



Hm, and let you see my important item for my talkshow.

So, can you differentiate which one is the real one??

Well, both are real! Just that the right one is the original one. For the left one, I covered the front cover with my scanned, photoshoped and printed piece of the original cover.

Looks like a real book right? Haha.



***This is my latest book! "Men are from Heaven, Women are from Hell". Please support my book! It could be seen in every bookstore! And, it costs only RM40!***



I think, if this book is really published to the world, I will instantly become women's enemy.

Lastly, thanks to our tutor, Miss Sharon for having patience to watch such "interesting" talkshow. You know, what did she comment on our talkshow?

• Quite an "interesting" line up of guests
• Sounds quite desperate :)
• Most of the points about women's nature are quite true
• Typical "guys talk"

So, I think I have come to the end of the post. Let's show you some "cool" pictures. (Sigh) Everyone was rushing home, left only 8 of us for photographing section.

Well, yesterday was the only day we wore in formal, any single memorable scene shouldn't be missed!












Below is the shot I like the most! Elton Gay! Nonono, should be Ching Jian, he looks really gay in this shot. Chee How looks like 黑社会老大, and the guy beside is Wei Hao, acts like 黑社会老二. Mr Yee is holding a tissue-made white rose. Neoh, James Neoh(beside Mr Yee). Lastly, the TD2 Celakas (three beside Ching Jian. Left to right: Qing Ann, Ching Jian, Chun Hou, Kei Chung).









SO...who else is presenting topics on women?